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Bob Rae says Trump’s invasion of Venezuela suggests Canada is on the MENU… And the Carney’s Clown Army leaves us with Two Choices: Surrender or Pivot to China

January 6, 2026 9:10 pm

The military plans for a volunteer force to defend Canada : r/CanadianForces

Re: Trump’s actions in Venezuela suggest Canada is ‘on the menu’: ex-UN envoy

The Carney Clown Show: As Trump Eyes the Great White North, Canada’s “Paper Tiger” Military Leaves Us with Two Choices: Surrender or Pivot to China

From F-35 Kill Switches to Population Insanity, How a Decade of Delusional Leadership Has Left Canada a Helpless, Juicy Target on America’s Plate

By Eddie Hardie 🍁 Integrity Canada

Let’s cut the polite, Canadian BS. While you were debating pronouns and carbon taxes, the geopolitical wolves have circled, and the vile, infuriating truth is now undeniable: Canada is on the menu. Not as a dignified guest, but as the main course. And the Carney Administration—along with the parade of pussyfooting governments before it—has left us utterly defenseless, clutching a military made of effing paper and an economy running on immigration fumes and real estate fairy tales.

The wake-up call wasn’t subtle. It was a scandalous act of international banditry. As reported, Trump’s brazen actions in Venezuela—essentially state-sponsored abduction under the flimsiest of legal pretenses—proved one shocking thing: the U.S. is now openly above international law. Former UN envoy Bob Rae nailed it:

“We’re basically being told by the Americans, ‘We will do whatever we can get away with, and who’s going to stop us?’” Source.

Think the “51st state” is just a joke? Think again. That joke just got a terrifying, Trumpian punchline. If the U.S. can snatch a president in South America, what’s stopping a “freedom operation” over, say, our oil sands or freshwater? Nothing. And what does Canada have to deter them? A military so pathetic it’s a global laughingstock.

Carney’s Defense Clowns 

r/HelpMeFind - soldiers in a village, dressed as soldiers.

Let’s talk about our absurd “sovereign” defense. We’re buying the F-35, a jet that comes with a literal invisible leash from Uncle Sam. Remember when the U.S. remotely deactivated Qatar’s F-35 fleet during tensions? Source. That’s right—a “Kill Switch.” Our billion-dollar “sovereign” fighters can be turned into useless paperweights by a Pentagon bureaucrat with a hangover. Our front-line defense hinges on the whim of the very power that might decide to eat us for lunch. It’s not a military; it’s a effing rental agreement with a clause for our own annihilation.

So, faced with a rogue superpower to the south and a hollow, laughable military, what are our options? The EU? Please. They can’t even build a stealth fighter. They’re miles away, bureaucratically bogged down, and militarily irrelevant to a North American showdown. They offer thoughts, prayers, and strongly worded statements. That’s probably all our European brethren can/will do for O Canada.

That leaves us with only one controversial, shocking, and for many, utterly repulsive choice: Pivot to the Dragon. Pivot to China.

“Look down on the USA! Because it is a paper tiger, it is completely defeatable!”, China, 1951

Look down on the USA! Because it is a paper tiger, it is completely  defeatable!", China, 1951 : r/PropagandaPosters

Before you clutch your pearls, consider the cold, hard, and scary reality. Only China can provide what we desperately need:

  1. A Real “Total Defense System”: While we fly paper tigers, China’s military tech is leaving the U.S. in the dust. Their PL-15 air-to-air missile is unbeatable, a fact proven in the India-Pakistan theater. Source on PL-15 range/capability. They claim their systems can detect stealth aircraft like the F-35—a claim given credence when China’s J-20 and J-35 stealth fighters were allegedly tracked flying undetected near a U.S. base in Japan. Source. The U.S. is clueless against the J-20. We’d be swapping a master with a kill switch for a partner with actual keys to the kingdom.

  2. An Economic Lifeline (Because We’ve Trashed Our Own): Our population is a disastrous, self-inflicted wound. Experts argue a stable, resource-heavy Canada can support 20-25 million. Source. We’re at 40 million and racing toward 100 million via the insane Century Initiative, with no plan but to cram people into unaffordable shoeboxes. We have no industry! Our last tech giant, Nortel, died. Who can revive our manufacturing? Huawei. Their telecom tech is decades ahead of the West. A partnership could resurrect a sector we foolishly abandoned. It’s either that or watch our economy become a servant-class rental state forever.

Canada's military is 'too woke?' Hardly — it must embrace diversity to  survive : r/CanadianForces

The juicy, scandalous conclusion is this: The Carney-era elites, with their darn virtue signaling and resentful disdain for hard power, have bankrupted our sovereignty. They’ve left us with a strange and awful choice: become Trump’s annexed backyard, or become China’s privileged North American buddy.

The path of “traditional alliances” is a fantasy. The U.S. has shown its hand: it’s a bully that respects only strength. We have none. The Dragon, however, offers strength for sale. It’s a Faustian bargain, a morally monstrous pivot. But what’s the alternative? Waiting for the day Trump tweets that our water “belongs to America” and watching our effing disabled F-35s rust on the tarmac?

Canada is on the menu. The question now is: who do we want carving us up? The impulsive bully next door, or the calculating dragon across the sea? Choose, you p—- in Ottawa. Your time for dithering is over.

The Clown Army by Zophiebay on DeviantArt

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