Loser of Canada Election Pierre Poilievre refuses to resign as party leader because he’s Unemployable… He has never work one single day before in his life?

Despite massive exposé of Mark Carney the ‘Sleazy Slimeball’ and his mountain of scandals as a Globalist Oligarch with despicable Elite Privilege… Abuses, Naivety, Dishonesty, Corruption, Immorality, Incompetence, and his infamous ‘Revolving Door’ Hypocrisy that sparks Denunciation & Condemnation of his actions as downright ‘Criminal’,

Mark Carney the ‘Father of Housing Crisis’ is described as a ‘Sleazy Slimeball’ with tons of Scandalous Skeletons in his closet: Abuses, Naivety, Hypocrisy, Dishonesty, Corruption, Immorality, Incompetence, and condoning Safety Crime as well as enabling rampant Online Scams (in his name)

The ‘Trump Tariffs’ is simply too much, opportunists like Carney absolutely wasted no time to abuse the situation to rally the Canadian Sheeple as if the U.S. and Canada are going to war like India and Pakistan… This explains why a scandal plagued ‘slimeball’ like Carney could still win, albeit as Minority regime.

We will be watching Mark Carney the Globalist Hypocrite very closely as we were told he’s up to no good… The conspiratorial world is hinting Carney’s worse than a ‘Lizardman’?

Meanwhile,

Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable

Despite losing his own riding by several thousand votes, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has vowed to stay on as party leader due to having absolutely no employment track record outside of politics.

“To all our supporters across Canada, after tonight’s historic result I think we can all agree on one thing: I need this!” yelled Poilievre to an enthusiastic crowd just after officially losing his own seat to Liberal Bruce Fanjoy.

“I have spent the last 4 years tirelessly campaigning to be the leader of this great country, and Canadians responding with a resounding ‘No thanks!’” Poilievre added, while attempting to set up his new LinkedIn profile. “But if there’s one thing that my fellow Conservatives are known for, it’s giving their party leaders space to relax whenever they show a hint of weakness.”

“That is why I am staying on as Conservative Party Leader,” Poilievre noted, “because there are only so many jobs available for irritable petite men who speak exclusively in rhyming slogans, and I don’t think I can currently get an 0-1 visa to go down and work at Fox News.”

As pundits across the country discussed the incredible comeback of Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberals, they mused about what kind of non-government employment Poilievre could possibly be suited to.

“He’s pretty consistently off-putting, so maybe like a mean accountant,” mused CBC At Issue panelist Chantal Hébert. “I mean, as long as your company never needed its numbers to actually add up.”

“Is there such a job as a guy who gets paid to go to parties and talk people’s ears off about cryptocurrency,” asked former Alberta Premier Jason Kenney.

In closing, Poilievre assured his supporters that no matter what happened, he would definitely be starting an insufferable podcast.

At press time US President Donald Trump was relieved that he never took the time to actually learn Pierre Poilievre’s name.

EVICTED: Pierre Poilievre Loses His Seat, His Mansion, and Half a Million in Grift Perks

Stornoway is no longer Pierre’s playground. He lost his seat, and with it, the keys to his free mansion, taxpayer perks, and $1,000-a-day rage-fueled lifestyle.

Because when you’re no longer a Member of Parliament, you don’t just lose relevance. You lose:

• Your federal salary
• Your taxpayer housing
• Your expense accounts
• Your private driver
• Your staff
• And your $5 million mansion in Ottawa (Poilievre needs to be a sitting MP to live at Stornoway Mansion. He lost to Bruce Fanjoy, so yeah, he’s out.

The Cost of Being Pierre: What You Paid, What He Loses

1. 💰 Salary — Gone

• Base MP salary (2024): $194,600
• Leader of the Opposition top-up: +$96,800
• Total annual salary: $291,400

➡️ That’s $24,283/month just for rage-tweeting and pretending to read newspapers. But don’t worry, Poilievre Stans, he gets to keep his Multi-million dollar pension he earned by the time he turned 31;)

2. Stornoway Mansion? — Evicted

• Address: 541 Acacia Avenue, Rockcliffe Park
• Size: 19 rooms, 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, massive grounds
• Annual cost to taxpayers: $100,000+
  • Renovations (since 2022): $170,000
  • Landscaping, security upgrades, catering, chef’s kitchen, etc.
• Market rent equivalent in Ottawa (luxury home): $12,000/month
• What he paid: $0.00
• What he’ll pay now: ~$150,000/year (if he tries to replicate the lifestyle)

3. Expense Account — Cut Off

• Annual parliamentary travel, hospitality, and housing expenses: $100,000+
• Includes: Drivers, hotels, domestic flights, event hosting, staff per diems
• Not to mention: taxpayer-funded communications team, speechwriters, and stylists (yes, someone helps him pick those fitted shirts).

4. Total Annual Financial Loss:

• Annual parliamentary travel, hospitality, and housing expenses: $100,000+
• Includes: Drivers, hotels, domestic flights, event hosting, staff per diems
• Not to mention: taxpayer-funded communications team, speechwriters, and stylists (yes, someone helps him pick those fitted shirts).

Total Annual Financial Loss: CategoryValue LostSalary (MP + Opposition Leader)$291,400Stornoway housing & services$150,000Expense accounts & perks$100,000+Total Annual Hit~$550,000+

➡️ That’s over half a million dollars per year that Pierre Poilievre won’t be mooching off taxpayers anymore.

That said,

To Poilievre’s credit, he seems to be quite good at making weirdo video… perhaps he should consider to become a Youtuber and if that fails as well, maybe he should try Onlyfans?

And Poilievre is quite good at munching apple… seriously.

The other even bigger loser — Khalistani Cosplayer Jagmneet Singh, who totally annihilated NDP with all the Khalistani propaganda spiced with Onlyfans toxin…

“Woke Khalistani” Jagmeet Singh trying to win Canadian Election by doing the “Voodoo Cosplaying” with “Pink Phallus” on his head?

OnlyFans creator who joined NDP campaign trail dropped over ‘disrespectful’ Holocaust video

‘This individual will not be participating in future campaign events,’ an NDP spokesperson told the National Post

An OnlyFans creator who goes by Jessica Wetz was one of the latest additions on the campaign trail for NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh — until the party said it would no longer be working with her due to comments she made about the Holocaust.

Is Onlyfans causing Singh downfall or could it be his  Cospalying with “Pink Phallus“…

‘Woke Cosplaying Khalistani’ Jagmeet Singh using a risqué model from Onlyfans to campaign for Election… but chickened out after some creepy snooping on her TikTok revealed she got a post about ‘Keffiyeh Activism’

Wetz made comments on her TikTok account in a post last September, comparing remarks made by an Israeli member of parliament about “Palestinian babies” to remarks made by Adolf Hitler and the Nazis about “Jewish babies.”

OnlyFans creator Jessica Wetz sat down with NDP leader Jagmeet Singh in a video posted to Instagram

On Instagram, she posted three videos — two of her talking with Singh and one showing her time with the NDP team on its campaign bus.